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Funny Moments

"You look really stylish in your clothes for work; except for those shoes and pants." - DD4 4/2012
"You look kinda fat in those pants." - DD4 1/2012
"You'd look a little cuter if you wore a dress." - DD4 1/15/12
"What if we were on TV and everyone was watching us right now?" - DD4 9/2011
"Don't let her put her butt on my rug!!" (me to DD6 about dog who is sick). Dog proceeds to fart repeatedly like a motor boat while sitting on my rug. Then DD6 starts to fart. - 10/28/11.
"That's ridic-lee-ous!" DD6 - 10/25/11 (after telling her how babies are made).
DS @ 6 weeks: Coos, laughes in sleep, smiles at paintings on the wall, smiles at me, sleeps more than 5 hours at night, holds head up strong, no more baby acne or cradle cap.
"Help! Help! Emergency! Emergency! 911! I have to go potty!" - DD3 - 1/11
"Mom! The letter P looks like penis!" (Running in to find me in the shower with Pippi Longstocking book.) - DD3 - 1/23/11
"Watch this Daddy!" as she proceeds to hop up and down as if jumping rope; ripping big farts after each jump - DD5 - 1/13/11
"I'm feeding my baby." (lifting up her shirt to nurse her doll.) - DD3 - 1/13/11
"Diego has nice eyes and hair." DD3 - 1/12/11

My Bedside Table

A New Earth - Eckhart Tolle
A Return to Love - Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles - Marianne Williamson
All the Sad Young Literary Men - Keith Gessen
Art of Mindful Living - How to Bring Love, Compassion, and Inner Peace into Your Daily Life - Thich Nhat Hanh
Ash Wednesday - Ethan Hawke
Bible - God
Dwelling - Living Fully from the Space You Call Home - Mary Beth Lagerborg
Healthy Living from the Inside Out - Mariel Hemingway
I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family - Kate Gosselin
Life on Planet Mom - Lisa T. Bergren
Life's Healing Choices - John Baker
Lost Boy - Greg Laurie
Mere Christianity - C.S. Lewis
Mommy Tracked - Whitney Gaskell
New Rules of Marketing & PR - David Meerman Scott
Purpose Driven Life - Rick Warren
Some Day You'll Thank Me for This - The Official Southern Ladies Guide to to Being a "Perfect" Mother - Gayden Metcalfe & Charlotte Hays
Summer in the Land of Skin - Jody Gehrman
The Shelters of Stone - Jean M. Auel
The Sun Magazine
Walking Through Illusion - Betsy Thompson
Writer's Digest Magazine