What disgruntles me:
- Automatic transmissions
- Back scratching/massaging in church
- Big SUVs
- Boys with shaggy hair
- Celebrity gossip
- Cleaning
- Coach purses and their owners
- Condescending bosses
- DVD players in cars
- Dysfunctional family members
- Guys who bring their decorative bath towels to the gym to work out
- Husbands who always ask you where things are
- Kleenex boxes and stuffed animals in the back window of cars
- Manicures/Pedicures and people who say they need a 'mani/pedi'
- Mega stiletto high heel shoes (aka hooker shoes)
- Men who say "We're fortunate my wife doesn't have to work."
- Minivans
- Moms who won't get their baby/toddler's hair cut even though it looks awful
- My cellulite
- My muffin top
- Narcissism
- News anchors in Southern California; LA specifically
- Obvious and overdone plastic surgery
- Overly waxed eyebrows
- People who wear those full-face shields for sun protection.
- People who use umbrellas for sun protection.
- People filled with self importance
- People who call their sons their "little man"
- People who can't put their smart phone/iPod/gadgets away
- People who don't use their blinkers when driving
- People with poor spelling and grammar
- Repeating myself
- Sports commentators' voices
- Tattoos
- The "Mom Bob" hair cut.
- Too tight clothes
- Ugg boots in Southern California
- Waking up early
- Women who have never learned to be independent
- Words like: handbag, bag, trash, pamper, mani/pedi
- Yellow teeth