Disgruntlements

What disgruntles me:
  • Automatic transmissions
  • Back scratching/massaging in church
  • Big SUVs
  • Boys with shaggy hair
  • Celebrity gossip
  • Cleaning
  • Coach purses and their owners
  • Condescending bosses
  • DVD players in cars
  • Dysfunctional family members
  • Guys who bring their decorative bath towels to the gym to work out
  • Husbands who always ask you where things are
  • Kleenex boxes and stuffed animals in the back window of cars
  • Manicures/Pedicures and people who say they need a 'mani/pedi'
  • Mega stiletto high heel shoes (aka hooker shoes)
  • Men who say "We're fortunate my wife doesn't have to work."
  • Minivans
  • Moms who won't get their baby/toddler's hair cut even though it looks awful 
  • My cellulite
  • My muffin top
  • Narcissism
  • News anchors in Southern California; LA specifically
  • Obvious and overdone plastic surgery
  • Overly waxed eyebrows
  • People who wear those full-face shields for sun protection.
  • People who use umbrellas for sun protection.
  • People filled with self importance
  • People who call their sons their "little man"
  • People who can't put their smart phone/iPod/gadgets away
  • People who don't use their blinkers when driving
  • People with poor spelling and grammar
  • Repeating myself
  • Sports commentators' voices
  • Tattoos
  • The "Mom Bob" hair cut.  
  • Too tight clothes
  • Ugg boots in Southern California
  • Waking up early
  • Women who have never learned to be independent
  • Words like: handbag, bag, trash, pamper, mani/pedi
  • Yellow teeth